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Hold Up At The Sperm Bank
A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he... Read All >>

Going To Sleep
It's closing time, and two drunks are getting ready to leave the bar. "God, I hate... Read All >>

Woman vs KFC
What does a woman and KFC have in common? After you are done eating the breasts,... Read All >>

The 59 Axioms Of Love Making
Axiom (n) A self-evident or universally recognized truth; a maxim The more beautiful... Read All >>

Seven Dwarfs
Snow White and the seven dwarfs go on holiday to Rome, the Pope gets to hear and... Read All >>

New In Town
A man, new in town, goes to the best brothel in the city. Choosing the best looking... Read All >>

Viagra Wife Diary
This is the private diary of a Viagra housewife... Day 1 Just celebrated our... Read All >>

Potential & Reality
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help.... Read All >>

Warming Up
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.... Read All >>

Dress Code
Husband and wife in their bedroom. The wife says to the husband: "Darling, take off... Read All >>

The 12 Priests
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up... Read All >>

Pregnant Nudist
A young girl hadn't been feeling well, so she went to her family doctor. The doctor... Read All >>

True Story
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided... Read All >>

Naked Statue
Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into... Read All >>

Columbia Maryland Yuppette
A prominent Columbia Maryland Yuppette had her teenage niece from New York visiting... Read All >>

Love Lives
Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, "My husband is... Read All >>

Penis Transplant
Our man Bob, has worked at the ballbearing factory in his home town, for the past... Read All >>

Honeymoon Sex
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period.... Read All >>

Pardon Me
A man has just checked into a hotel and is getting on the elevator when he bumps... Read All >>

Penis Problem
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's... Read All >>

Going To Heaven
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground... Read All >>

Eulogy
She married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had... Read All >>

Pecking Woodpeckers!
An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Alaska arguing about which state... Read All >>

Auto Erotic
A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple in a parked... Read All >>

At The Races
The Young Whipper-Snapper (TYWS) took MrsYWS to the races one fine Sunday. There... Read All >>

Wacked-Out Restaurant
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices... Read All >>

Who?
During a course in human sexuality, the instructor was discussing various items in... Read All >>

Ear or finger?
While having drinks a man and a woman got into an argument about who enjoyed sex... Read All >>

Third Child
Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The... Read All >>

Bucket And Saucer Method
Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth... Read All >>

Boy & Girl
A little boy and a little girl were playing. The little boy exposes himself, and... Read All >>

Free Oranges
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret... Read All >>

Penis Study
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans'... Read All >>

Old Age Brings Specific Problems
A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks... Read All >>

What A Dirty Little Trick
A Texan walked into a whorehouse in Anchorage and asked, "Do you have a girl here... Read All >>

Coming To Heaven
One day little Susie went into her back yard and found her dog Muffles lying dead... Read All >>

Crushed Nuts?
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly,... Read All >>

Sex Problems
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life.... Read All >>

The Octopus
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells... Read All >>

Fly
A fly is flying over a lake. In the lake there is a trout, he sees the fly and he... Read All >>

No Need to Run
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on its... Read All >>

Proof of Abstaining..
A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed... Read All >>

Death From Adultery
Two men meet at the pearly gates of heaven. The first man says to the second, "Hey!... Read All >>

Basketball Player
A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player.... Read All >>

Ungrateful Wife
A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed... Read All >>

Three Weddings
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense... Read All >>

Various Quotes About Sex
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." - Tom Clancy "I believe that sex... Read All >>

Register 5
A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized... Read All >>

Down To Hell
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates... Read All >>

Scream The Longest
Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make their wives scream... Read All >>

A Lifetime Of Sex
1.) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing... Read All >>

National Condom Week
Did you know that this week is *National Condom Week*? Here's a *salute* to the *new*... Read All >>

Three More Wishes
Thought this might bring a smile to your lips Cinderella was now 75 years old. After... Read All >>

Stiff Drink
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and... Read All >>

Unzipping
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the... Read All >>

Finding A Good Husband
A woman who had been twice married and divorced was fed up. Her first husband was... Read All >>

Virginity Snapping
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm... Read All >>

Penis 4 a Day
What women would do if they had a penis for a day 10. Get ahead faster in corporate... Read All >>

Sex Poem
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs, and what's in between Kissing... Read All >>

Good Dentist
A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to... Read All >>

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