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Old Lady's Pet Forg
An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her... Read All >>

Greek Style
A man goes into a little neighborhood pub, and when he sits down, he notices a beautiful... Read All >>

Who's It?
There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd never left it on its own. But... Read All >>

Tempting Santa
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and... Read All >>

The Truth About Sixth Sense
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare... Read All >>

Praise The Lord
A priest falls on hard times and is forced to sell his beloved horse. He explains... Read All >>

Two Indians And A Hillbilly
Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the... Read All >>

I've Never Had Mine Taken This Way
A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal... Read All >>

Butt Cheek
A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The... Read All >>

Blind Man And His Dog
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come... Read All >>

Cohones De Toro...
A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and... Read All >>

Boobs And Dick
One day a little boy was sitting at home trying to find something interesting to... Read All >>

Rosebuds
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see through blouse on... Read All >>

Boy Scouts, Lawyers, And Priests
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to... Read All >>

Medical School
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies,... Read All >>

Heaven In Hell?
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms,... Read All >>

Elephant Penis
There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection.... Read All >>

English Lessons
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build... Read All >>

The Chili At A Diner
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he... Read All >>

Ballerina
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised... Read All >>

Creating A Porn Flick
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he... Read All >>

Shorts
Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call. Q. How... Read All >>

Grandma's Birthday
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheel chair where the activity's... Read All >>

UCLA Study
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of... Read All >>

Skunk In The Pants
A husband and wife are driving back from their holiday in France. Near the border... Read All >>

Sheep Shank
A young missionary had just taken up a new post in a remote Maori village. The young... Read All >>

Get Drafted
Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from the military base. The... Read All >>

An Interrupted Journey
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as... Read All >>

Mongolian VD
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually... Read All >>

Nose Picking
Deep Salvage Pick Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship,... Read All >>

A Day On The Bus
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby... Read All >>

Death or Booka
Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going... Read All >>

God's Handles
Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front... Read All >>

Hospital Mix Up
A man was experiencing chronic infections so he took his urologist's advice and entered... Read All >>

Son's 21st Birthday
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the... Read All >>

Explain That
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk.A man comes in and... Read All >>

Witches & Panties
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Groom Was 95 And The Bride Was 23
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was... Read All >>

The Bad Hand Job
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees... Read All >>

She Gets Double
There once was a man who traveled to a strange foreign country, and while he was... Read All >>

Bad Day...
A guy was listening to his kid say his nightly prayers. The kid says, "Goodnight... Read All >>

Screwing Your Best Friend
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The barman gives it to him and... Read All >>

33rd Birthday
On a man's 33rd birthday he gets a package at the Post Office and goes to collect... Read All >>

Moth Exterminator
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.... Read All >>

Dad, What Does A Vagina Look Like?
A young man walks over to his father one day and asks if they could have a talk about... Read All >>

Little Johnnie
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting... Read All >>

New Use for Viagra
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.... Read All >>

Truck Black Boxes
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded... Read All >>

Famous Last Words
* What does this button do? * It's probably just a rash. * Are you sure the power... Read All >>

Lettuce And Tomato
This guy has to baby-sit his litle brother, and when his parents leave they say,... Read All >>

Two Statues
For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female,faced each other in a city... Read All >>

A Golfer's Tale
One day a man and his wife went golfing, as they frequently did together.They arrived... Read All >>

Insensitive Woman
Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor... Read All >>

Monthly Bleeding
One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having... Read All >>

Retiring Mailman
A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small commmunity he... Read All >>

Several Affairs
First Affair There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged... Read All >>

New Job
A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver... Read All >>

The Stutterer
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years. First... Read All >>

Parrot
An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him. He had spiked hair... Read All >>

Blind Man
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting... Read All >>

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