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Joke: Sleep And Sex

Top 10 Reasons Why SLEEP Is Better Than SEX!

10. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.

9. No one ever starts rumors about how much you sleep.

8. You don't feel like a total loser if you didn't get any.

7. You don't have to pay for sleep.

6. You don't need to sleep after sleeping.

5. You can sleep for eight hours straight.

4. You can sleep in church.

3. Your teddy bear never complains.

2. While you're asleep you can have sex with anyone you want.

1. It's legal to sleep in any position in all 50 states!

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